Insane Pictures
      
Funny pictures, videos, jokes and more!
 
 
cool stuff
Play Dragon Fable Free Horoscope Create Your Zwinky
Amazing Screensavers Cool Cursors Free Smileys
Celebrity Gossip Star Wars Collectibles Send Free eCards

featured stuff





Philosophy 101

A professor stood before his Philosophy 101 class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He then asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous - - yes.

The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and proceeded to pour the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things - - your family, your partner, your health, your children, your friends, your favorite passions - - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full."

"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else - - the small stuff."

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. Play another 18. There will always be time for me to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal."

"Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand." One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers!

Previous Joke Average Vote: 8.4 | Votes: 146    Next Joke


See more: Home | Videos | Funny Pictures | Flash | Jokes | Games




Raw Meat
Funny Video Clips
Celebrity Gossip
Flash Games
Rawcade
Extreme Naughty Videos
Sexy Funny Pictures
Jokes Gallery
LOL Funny Pictures
Play Online Games
Humor Videos
Funny Pictures
Download Free Games
College Babes
Funny Videos
Free Horoscope
All Funny Pictures
AZ Funny Pictures
Funny Animal Pictures
Cool Funny Jokes
Asian Jokes
HumorBomb
Super Laugh
Insane Video Clips
Funny Pictures
FunnyHub Videos
Stupid College
Bore Me
Amazing Screensavers
Funny Ugly People
Extreme Funny Pictures
Morty's Twisted World
Funny Pictures
HAHA Humor
All Fun Pics
College Humor
Fun Flash Games
Guzer
Hot Funny Forwards
Crazy Games
Am I Fat or Not
Computer Repair
Fatal Games
Funny Pictures 100
Goofy Humor
Amazing Humor
Cartoons
Funny Postcard
Weasel Circus
Movie Bloopers
123 Games
Bella Greetings
Funny Videos
Wicked Funny
Dribble Glass
Poker News
[ More Funny Sites ]

Snitch.com Celebrity Gossip

Home | Advertise | Link to Us | Submit Picture or Joke | Fun Stuff | Contact Us | Unsubscribe | Webmasters

Copyright © Insane Entertainment, LLC. All rights reserved. Privacy Statement

NES Games | Coin-op Games | Medieval Swords | Fix Errors