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Types of IM Users * SHY IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "No! I just came in to check my E-mail!" * VIOLENT IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "Go to hell your son-of-a-bitch!" * HYPOCRITE IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "This is his brother, do you want to leave a message?" * IM USER IN LOVE When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "I'm in a chat with my baby! bye!" * BUSY IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: " ;-)" * IM USER WITH BAD MANNERS When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They don't reply! * SINCERE IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "I have been here since last night! I want to break the record." * STUPID IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: A BUNCH OF STUPIDITIES! * GAY IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: " ;-****** " * RUDE IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: /"\ |\./| | | | | |>*<| | | /'\| |/'\ /'\| | | | | %%%%% | |\ | | | | | \ | * * * * |> > | / | / | / \ | |--/'''\--| | |--+= | | |--\.../--| * DISTRACTED IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "I'm fine and you?" * HOSTILE IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They put you on "DND" OR "AWAY TO USER." * PUSILLANIMOUS IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They disconnect themselves. * SOCIAL IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They send you a "CHAT REQUEST." * HORNY IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "Sorry for being so slow to answer, the reason is that when I see you ONLINE I start typing with just one hand." * OLYMPIAN IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "I havr been almhst 36 houns herg!" (Grammar mistakes are due to his long period chatting) * PROFESSIONAL IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "I have been here almost two days! Let me change my diaper before we start." * VIAGRA INFLUENCED IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "Do you wanna get laid?" * LIAR IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "No! I just came from the beach!" * NEWBEE IM USER When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "Hey! If someone wants to send you a file called "penpals" or "Good days", don't take it! IT'S A VIRUS! Average Vote: 3.0 | Votes: 24    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

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