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Types of IM Users

* SHY IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "No! I just came in to check my E-mail!"

* VIOLENT IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "Go to hell your son-of-a-bitch!"

* HYPOCRITE IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "This is his brother, do you want to leave a message?"

* IM USER IN LOVE
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "I'm in a chat with my baby! bye!"

* BUSY IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: " ;-)"

* IM USER WITH BAD MANNERS
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They don't reply!

* SINCERE IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "I have been here since last night! I want to break the record."

* STUPID IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: A BUNCH OF STUPIDITIES!

* GAY IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: " ;-****** "

* RUDE IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply:

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/'\| |/'\
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| %%%%% | |\
| | | | | \
| * * * * |> >
| /
| /
| /
\ |
|--/'''\--|
| |--+= | |
|--\.../--|

* DISTRACTED IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "I'm fine and you?"

* HOSTILE IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They put you on "DND" OR "AWAY TO USER."

* PUSILLANIMOUS IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They disconnect themselves.

* SOCIAL IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They send you a "CHAT REQUEST."

* HORNY IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "Sorry for being so slow to answer, the reason is that when I see you ONLINE I start typing with just one hand."

* OLYMPIAN IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "I havr been almhst 36 houns herg!" (Grammar mistakes are due to his long period chatting)

* PROFESSIONAL IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "I have been here almost two days! Let me change my diaper before we start."

* VIAGRA INFLUENCED IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "Do you wanna get laid?"

* LIAR IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "No! I just came from the beach!"

* NEWBEE IM USER
When you ask them: "Have you been connected all day?" They reply: "Hey! If someone wants to send you a file called "penpals" or "Good days", don't take it! IT'S A VIRUS!

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